DONT MENTION THAT MOVIE EVERY TIME I THINK OF IT I JUST START CRYING ITS SO AMAZING YET SAD I CANT DEAL
nah but its on my list
unfollowing me wont help you lose your virginity
me trying to participate in sports
This is… not any less creepy in daylight
I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes
2 hrs ago i told myself i would log off in 5 min
I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.
the fact that 66 + 44 doesn’t add up to 100 really pisses me off
Don’t be my friend bc ill jut send u weird ass stories like this
Dentist: *Has multiple things in your mouth*
"So how’s school?"
Thanks for noticing
when he put it in