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My Anime List

I am a boy I checked I track the tag: tumblruserbooty

sassswag:

All these volume buttons, you still can’t turn up

imagineyourotp:

Imagine your OTP lying next to each other in bed, staring at the ceiling, embarrassed and slightly alarmed by the wild, intense, filthy sex they just had.

dutchster:

russianmetero:

i am typing with russian accent

how the hell did you force me to read that with a russian accent

bagmilk:

mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly

72004 ✦
filed under: #fav

cutewizard:

My bf used all our condoms to have a water balloon fight with his friends

no-wifi:

tumblr is running out of urls and now it’s hit the point where they look like our hotmail addresses from when we were 8

Anonymous said:

Hello deary, I'm not sure exactly what to say because I know how you feel and I just want you to know that you are loved so much and so many times you have brightened up my day. You deserve to know that things can get better, and I find it hard to believe at the best of times but it can, and no matter how ridiculous it sounds tomorrow is a new day, and there will always be someone here if you need them I love you so very much, please know that you are a beautiful person and I believe in you xx

I’m crying thank you so much I took a part the razor but I didn’t use it so there’s that I guess

I stole one a disposable razor out of mums packet

How am I supposed to reach out to my friends when every fibre of my body is telling me they’re busy, it’ll bother them, I’m being a burden etc
This fucking sucks I want out

proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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asian:

If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit

they’re fucking awesome

this one thing here

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can be made into:

different variations of fries

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regular,

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curly,

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waffle.

It can be made into chips

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or ruffly 

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you can make hashbrowns with it

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even a salad

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add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes

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you can have it sliced and diced

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or baked

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you can make tater tots

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hell you can even eat the skin

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or just have little potato nuggets

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thank u potatoes

potato appreciation post

wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

enemaroberts:

I may be ugly but at least my blog is cute