*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*
when i’m done dealing with someones shit
"on a scale from 1-10…"
If you’re nice to me, I’ll be nice back. But if you’re an ass, then I’ll just accept that cause I’m…
do it, ill check out your blog if you do just message me
You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me
I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me
I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.
spooning is the best because i get to see how long it takes to give you a boner with my ass
Girls are evil for this right here.
there is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
my life is one part “wait” and another part “what”
My stomach growled super loud in French omg
I would like to clarify my stomach did not speak French. It growled in French class I apologize
hon hon hon feed me a baguette
Why do I even go on this website
wetcatfish (dont ask its a horrid story) but yeah add me guys