i’m in friend love with all of you
My friend took Viagra thinking it was vyvanse to help him study, I guess you can say he’s studying hard.
When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad
If you don’t like piercings, don’t get any.
If you don’t like tattoos, don’t get any.
If you don’t agree with abortions, don’t get one.
If you don’t like gay marriage, don’t marry your same gender.
If you don’t like something, don’t do it.
But DO NOT prevent someone else from doing it just because you don’t like it.
'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'
'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'
Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.
you: that is a nice ass shirt
me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”
i feel u
or like i want to
Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing