I'm the real deal

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I am a boy I checked    

pityfriend:

*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*

definited:

when i’m done dealing with someones shit

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precumming:

"on a scale from 1-10…"

"11"

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do it, ill check out your blog if you do just message me

anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

findmedownsouth:

touch-me-inthe-dark:

spooning is the best because i get to see how long it takes to give you a boner with my ass

Girls are evil for this right here.

starlightlady:

there is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

popularboyfriend:

my life is one part “wait” and another part “what”

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

phantamxrose:

kvotheunkvothe:

consulting-catlady:

universalpotatochip:

universalpotatochip:

My stomach growled super loud in French omg

I would like to clarify my stomach did not speak French. It growled in French class I apologize

bonjour

le growl

hon hon hon feed me a baguette

Why do I even go on this website

Anonymous said:

What's ur snApchat?

wetcatfish (dont ask its a horrid story) but yeah add me guys